railway ticket reservation counter

A somnolent summer day and i always avoid going out in such sweltering heat [particularly if have some meaningful work to do] my heart skipped a beat.. as papa told me to get a reservation .. ohhh i was almost in a cry baby zone .. :-( ,anyway i the pillock pilloner[without caring about what time it was] trudged to auto stand and then reached to the terminal.I went upstairs and the scene there was ridiculously crowded as if people were waiting for bipasha basu's "no entry " live and i was a more ridiculous addition to that .I took the form n search my pocket for pen n no surprise i lost that on auto i went to one uncle and asked him if he could loan me his pen for 2 min he gave me only after saying these super words "kya jee student ho ke bhi pen nhi rkhte ho apne pas kya padhoge tum log bekare maa baap paisa kharch kar rha hai tumlog pe", i just smiled with a lamb like visage and thanked him for his gyan.After filling the reservation form i was looking for the smallest queue i should jump into,after finding people there much smarter than me i beelined to one and was on number 12,its been 1:25 already by that time that is 35 more minutes in lunch time i was sure enough that i would have to wait long enough.Though the person of my window was doing it quite fast some still "aise kaam hota hai kahin etna dheere dheere kar rha hai na ii kaisa kaisa ko baitha deta hai counter pe hatao buddha sab ko blah blah ......."[its the reason they sit in chamber surrounded by glass so they couldn't hear these nonsense]and some "aey bhai jee line me aaiye ...kaise ghush rhe hai aap waha aap line me the kaise aa gaye line me aaiye " and other in support "han han gazab halat kiye hue hai line me aaiye " and the one whom everyone taking on advocated for himself saying "are hum to kab se the line me poochiye na bhai jee se the ki nhi the aap boliye to the na hum yaha pe" and lastly it all settled out..n then there come a girl with killing looks ...huuhh hott...the best thing u can do while standing in a queue is look all around find a sweet gorgeous gal or bhabhi [depends on what kind of range u have] if u could and keep stealing glances if you don't have guts to keep staring at her,despite there was a separate window for ladies she wanted to join these queues and the worse she came to my queue ,being a girl its natural to have all the preferences in world and she went straight to number 1 and guess what no stopping for her this time no1 shouted on her on why she just flung to that number 1 spot not even advised her to join the queue for ladies ..well done gentleman including me .. i was on number 4 that time and 15 more min to go..and she made it number 5 for me... i felt like killing her but "its good to get what u want and its better if u don't" and she had some cancellation forms and she , a truculent beauty ate up 10 min with her nonsense arguments with amazingly polite ticket staff...and i was having same frustrating feeling as Anil kumble does have when some one misfields on him ...and he cann't do anything except standing akimbo and the same i was doing..and then the worse ..its clock striking 2 and the man left for lunch ..though the laugh i could fetch from there is that its not me on number 1 slot...hehehe...that guy was saying "sir ruk jaiye na mera kar dijiye ... " n he said "sab to yhi kahega aur fir aane me late tab sab gaali bhi dega ..ab rukiye "..n he went..n i waited for another half n hour ..he was punctual he came back at right time but he didn't have changes so i had to run for that ...in damn heat.. :-( but i got the ticket..was so very much relaxed coming out from there leaving such a long queue ready for same drill..came out posing S & R ..swigged liter of water get an auto n back home sweet home ...victorious me!!!!