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Engineers ;-) can be touchy feely
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2:30 AM
Training for this week has been canceled, don’t have many options but to walk down the memory lane and recollect some thoughts and memories. As I skipped the open hall meeting with India’s vice president of the company today, it reminds me of thing the ENGINEERS are really good at – BUNKING. It’s just one of those several things we are good at. Wikipedia can give you definition of Engineer but it is not an Engineer itself. So, don’t trust it fully. I am adding something more to that.
ENGINEERS- we can divide it in two categories-
1. Male
2. Female
Ladies first “the gentleman concept and I am the one” so beginning with them – those four years of their engineering is undoubtedly the best of their lives. You can’t ask for more. You get what you like-degree, job, guys around you, you just keep counting on number of proposals you are getting and so on.. (excuse the pun of so on.. ;-)). In short you can try everything you want to (biggest advantage of being in a hostel).
Male- “Ready to get committed “ is the best way I can put it. During the first year they try to impress the girls as they know work of 2-3 months or even few weeks may bring the fruits for rest 44 or so months. So, there is nothing wrong in giving your best shot (if there is a girl in your campus to work at). But if they don’t succeed which is the most likely result the best you can do is to ogle at those girls and keep teasing the boys who succeeded.
But, for all this there must be some good looking girls. And, if you don’t find any your best bet are ORKUT, FACEBOOK, and others from the same genes. Start sending as many requests as you can and hoping that they will get accepted. And be ready for introduction sessions and now you have more chances to impress them (if 1 goes wrong try on another 1 and if that also goes wrong try on another 1 carry on), keep this in mind- “ENGINEERS NEVER SAY I QUIT” whether it’s a cigarettes, whisky, backlogs, or beautiful lass. The moment you tell her you are an Engineer, it will be like ohh another engineer, ohh this college ya ya I know I received some request yesterday also from the guy of your college, you people are not touchy feely. Better to swallow her words and try to move into a nice conversation with her. Flirt can turn the things on, it surely can. You talk so nice, you have a style, I never thought like this, I am impressed- pampering a girl can do wonder. They like this.
I was chatting with a girl –
She wondered who am I to comment on her pic.
Me: Introduction (partially only, I want her to ask again)
And she asked wt r u doing? Engineering?
I said good guess and you banged it right. What a genius u are.
Thank you but you guys are not touchy-feely.
Now, what does that mean, but the answer I chose for her is –
Yes we are sensible people, I can tell which color u like the most- pink and black, sometimes white. Yup I touched the right point,dead right, then, started the talks what engineers are capable of. So, no matter how many friend requests are rejected, be on the ball to send the next one keep doing that and you will found yourself in 3rd year of your graduation, placement time, a little study, lots of emotions – of joys and sadness, but when it passes it left you as a different person more mature, more sensible, attitude towards life changed but you are still an ENGINEER you can’t deny that so keep running for girls.
MORAL OF THE STORY :
BE ON THE BALL, RUN WITH THE BALL, START THE BALL ROLLING, KEEP THE BALL ROLLING but you don’t have much time left so BALL THE JACK, but don’t blow your shot by rushing but also DON’T DROP THE BALL and STAY AWAY FROM CARRYING THE BALL.
ENGINEERS- we can divide it in two categories-
1. Male
2. Female
Ladies first “the gentleman concept and I am the one” so beginning with them – those four years of their engineering is undoubtedly the best of their lives. You can’t ask for more. You get what you like-degree, job, guys around you, you just keep counting on number of proposals you are getting and so on.. (excuse the pun of so on.. ;-)). In short you can try everything you want to (biggest advantage of being in a hostel).
Male- “Ready to get committed “ is the best way I can put it. During the first year they try to impress the girls as they know work of 2-3 months or even few weeks may bring the fruits for rest 44 or so months. So, there is nothing wrong in giving your best shot (if there is a girl in your campus to work at). But if they don’t succeed which is the most likely result the best you can do is to ogle at those girls and keep teasing the boys who succeeded.
But, for all this there must be some good looking girls. And, if you don’t find any your best bet are ORKUT, FACEBOOK, and others from the same genes. Start sending as many requests as you can and hoping that they will get accepted. And be ready for introduction sessions and now you have more chances to impress them (if 1 goes wrong try on another 1 and if that also goes wrong try on another 1 carry on), keep this in mind- “ENGINEERS NEVER SAY I QUIT” whether it’s a cigarettes, whisky, backlogs, or beautiful lass. The moment you tell her you are an Engineer, it will be like ohh another engineer, ohh this college ya ya I know I received some request yesterday also from the guy of your college, you people are not touchy feely. Better to swallow her words and try to move into a nice conversation with her. Flirt can turn the things on, it surely can. You talk so nice, you have a style, I never thought like this, I am impressed- pampering a girl can do wonder. They like this.
I was chatting with a girl –
She wondered who am I to comment on her pic.
Me: Introduction (partially only, I want her to ask again)
And she asked wt r u doing? Engineering?
I said good guess and you banged it right. What a genius u are.
Thank you but you guys are not touchy-feely.
Now, what does that mean, but the answer I chose for her is –
Yes we are sensible people, I can tell which color u like the most- pink and black, sometimes white. Yup I touched the right point,dead right, then, started the talks what engineers are capable of. So, no matter how many friend requests are rejected, be on the ball to send the next one keep doing that and you will found yourself in 3rd year of your graduation, placement time, a little study, lots of emotions – of joys and sadness, but when it passes it left you as a different person more mature, more sensible, attitude towards life changed but you are still an ENGINEER you can’t deny that so keep running for girls.
MORAL OF THE STORY :
BE ON THE BALL, RUN WITH THE BALL, START THE BALL ROLLING, KEEP THE BALL ROLLING but you don’t have much time left so BALL THE JACK, but don’t blow your shot by rushing but also DON’T DROP THE BALL and STAY AWAY FROM CARRYING THE BALL.