think like a child...open a book ...

it's almost 5 in d morning..5 more days here in the campus ..so walking down d memory lane .. get to d flashback and enjoy ..some very common sayings used by us..for me in CUSAT labs are .. :-( ..so starting with labs..


LABS:

nights even before regular lab classes :
1.kal kaun sa lab hai???
2.kaun sa program karna hai??
3.tum kar liye , algo likh liye??
4.nhi kiye ho..acha usse poochte hai wo kiya hoga.
5.yar kal thoda pahle aa jana waha algo likhna hai humko.
in there:
1.iska output dikha liye,sign ho gya??
2.pc no batao jaldi bhosdi,copy karna hai.
3.acha copy kr liye ..yar aa nhi rha hai input kya daale..mam kya poochegi isme??
4.bhak sale, sign nhi ki mera ..kaise krte ho pgm yar?
5.sali kamini[snsrd] aata kuch hai nhi usko..ques kaise kaise poochti hai..
chalo koi nhi 1 aur lab khtm...
its how we attended labs here ..
next..hmm...there are many in the slot..oki picking up internal xams ..


nw,smthing ... :-)..


FRIDAY NIGHTS:

1. daaru piyega ??han re hum to hamesha tayar hai usse bhi pooch lo na ..
2.sale abhi tak pooch hi rhe ho band ho jayega ...8 baje fir chatna...
3.den... :-)...
othr optn:
4.yar ye movie hai tere yhn?koi naya download kiye ho??koi mast sa ** hai kya??



INTERNAL:

1.abe,kitna module padhna hai,kaun kaun sa??
2.internal me itna topic??external hai kya...huh..[othr snsrd]
3.ye kamini padhayi hai..jo bol di hai poochenge,had hai yar...******..
4.tera kitna ho gya??
5.yar "kucho" nhi padhe hai..acha rat me aayega wo bata dega...
6.chutka tayar kar lete hai ye ques aayega na?
after exam:
kya ques tha be..aise kahin int me ques poocha jata hai..
acha hatao...sutta pite hai chal..


ON BEING LATE :

1.tere chakar me fir se late ho gya ...bhaga dega ..class me jane hi nhi dega..
after getting entry smhw..
2. be ye kaisa aa gaya ??iska class thode na tha ..sala ekdum ******** hai..
3.attendence ho gya kya??
3.yar neend hi nhi khula...isliye late kal se tym pe paka se..
4.pen hai...2??do jaldi...dekh rha hai wo..copy bhi dena re..
aftr class:
yar maar liya attendence bhi nhi diya.. :-( class bhi kar liye..


DURING THE LECTURE:

1.hahahahhhehhehehe hahahahha heheheheheh.....
2.kya padha rha hai be ye..
3.********* hai sala..kuch nhi aata hai isko..aise hi bak bak..
4.usko ***** sun rhe ho...dekho "_______" kya mast lag rhi hai..sala "_______" bahot masti karta hoga iske sath...
5.abhi 30 min hi hua hai iska... :O...kab se to padha rha hai
6.aah khtm hua ...bhag ********* ...


EXTERNAL XMS:

before:
1.ye module chota hai jaldi ho jayega ...
2.ye topic yar poocha nhi hai 3 saal se...hum nhi padhe hai..nhi hi aayega,ye padh lo ye hamesha aaya hai..
3.kya ganda language hai book ka ..kaise diya hua hai 1 jagah sab milta hi nhi samjh me hi nhi aa rha tum padh liye kya? bata do na yar..
4.bas 1 hi din ka gap hai yar is paper me ...**** jayenge .. :-(
5.nhi aa rha samjh me to rat lo na re..bahot padhna hai dimag mat lagai jyda..
6.yar last ppr me to kuch padha hua bhi tha sala isme to...

despite of all dez we prep well [;)]..
aftr xm:

1.sala jo jo padhe the nhi wahi aa gaya ..bas ye topic chor k aaye the wahi pooch diya ..
2.jarur wahi ********* set kiya hai ques.
3.1st ques me 5 mrks ,den 7,3rd me acha likhe hai 12 to dena hi chaiye aur last me dono mila k kitna bhi kam to 10 mrks to paka..yar 34 hi hua ...ohhh...10 marks hi kaise 14-15 to dega hi paka thik thak hi likhe hai..ho gye 38 ..pass kr jayenge ..bas ho gaya.. :-)
4.chalo khatm hua ...ab sahi hai next ppr ..bt same stroy agn..


LAB EXTERNALS:[cs]

1.yar 1st batch me kya poocha hai??kitno ka output aaya??
2.aisa ques,padhata kuch hai nhi n ye ques ...sala kya univ hai ********..bas 2 ka hi output ..
3.choose 1 answer sheet write ques from the note in it n return d ques note..write the algo 1st take proceed den only u cn start pgmin on computer..
4.no..go n make some changes n den come...no dis is not ques..goooooooo
5.viva...
getting output?? no ? explain d prgm..
u don't knw dis ..nt even dis..oki go now..nxt one..cum 4 drilling..
don't know
5.aftr 3 hrs..1 cum n "u r getting ouput ??"..no?? compile it ...show me your program..hmm k u cn go nw..
result may b .....9/75


RESULT:

1.maine iraa me poocha hai waha bola hai ki aa jayega is week me ..[rumors @ its best here in CUSAT,i love it though]
2.kyu sale aa gaya na result??kya kare yar bola to tha *********..
3.res aa gaya ...yar 1 me .. acha koi nhi reval me clear ho jayega bahot ko laga hai isme 44 ko..
4.all clear yar...bt sala itna acha ppr likhe the 303 ka ..kaun ********* kiya hai check yar...kaise marks diya hai...